{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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Clinton Road is located in West Milford, Passaic County, New Jersey, United States. It runs in a generally north–south direction, beginning at Route 23 near Newfoundland and running roughly 10 mi (16 km) to its northern terminus at Upper Greenwood Lake.
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, \"Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?\"","punchline":"Pop,goes the weasel.","id":78}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
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