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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
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